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July 9, 2006

Ende ponnu visitors!!

Filed under: Just For Laughs,Life as I know it,When I get wild — Celia @ 2:48 pm

Have you ever seen how your blog stats is and what kind of people come to your site? This is one thing that interested me since I started blogging and offlate it is been quite a amusement indeed. Thought that I will share the most searched keywords in my blog πŸ˜€

1)Β  The knowledge seekers.

I didn’t assume one bit that my blog would ever get visited by such a group. The major pullers areΒ  “DR MRS VANDER TRAMP”, “Jimmy, please say you’ll wait for me” and likes ofΒ  “blessed assurance” .. But for the latter, the visitor had come searching for the hindi version of “blessed assurance”.. Sadly, I wasn’t able to provide that. But if any of you people want any christian song or its translation in tamil or malayalam, just drop me a mail or leave a comment in here. I would make sure that you would get it.Β  Another group comes searching for ‘vendaikaai kuzhambhu’ .. Hope they tried it out and it came out well.
So, you can drop me a comment for any traditional tamil or kerala recipes too..

2) The troubled ones

This group is kind pitiable.. What else can you think when one searches for likes of ‘porumai’ (patience) and lands up here. I didnt know that google can offer porumai too πŸ˜‰ other than all its recent offerings.Β  Another troubling keyword is ‘back pain with tvs apache’. Now I don’t question that one bit. The very look of the bike makes me get a back pain. For those people, I am helpless.. may be you can try out ‘moov’. Or may be we should ask some experienced person here. The most pitiable guy/girl is the one who searched for ‘saving all my kisses’ .. Good grief!! For heavens sake, don’t save your kisses in here. What do you expect the search engine to do with kisses?

3) The serial maniacs..

Please.. I can’t give a retelecast of what happened in ‘kolangal’ or ‘Anandam’ serial and what kolam came in Kolangal today. Also, for any snap related to kolangal.. please have a camera with you when you watch the serial..

4) Osi visitors..

‘free recharge for hutch’, ‘free pin for airtel’ – Hmmm, why, why? ask for free phone also.. what can I do with you people?

5) Vevagarams of India..

These are matter people.. Knowingly or unknowingly I commented about a girls dressing in one of my posts.. Aandava!! then only I realised what kinda weird sense our makkal have got. “aunty saree navel” .. “mylapore aunty for sex” (unna ellaaam, mylapore lakela pidichu kollanum), “aunty navel bike” (I certainly don’t understand the combination of keywords used here).. and some other not so mentionable keywords..Β  People!! ende ponnu makkale!! this blog is not like that.. Please go visit some other site.. and get mylapore or chithira kuzham aunty.

Hmmm.. but the blog stats have been good ever since I moved to wordpress. But I have one problem here. Do any of you use any other stats tool other than blog stats? Let me know if any.

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12 Comments »

  1. engala maathiri nallavangala pathi sollave illa πŸ™‚

    Comment by Syam — July 10, 2006 @ 4:07 pm | Reply

  2. Neah…never bothered about em. I am happy blogging and even more happy when people read and love it (or hate it).
    I do this just for the sheer joy of it and nothing else πŸ™‚

    Comment by Harish — July 10, 2006 @ 8:03 pm | Reply

  3. @Syam – Adhu eppadi blog friendsaa keyword search panni varaaaloda compare panradhu?

    @Harish – coool. Thats great man.. I too write for the sheer joy but I get a bit glad if I see someone coming to my site and benefitting in some way. Those times, I think may be I should help them more..

    Comment by Bindu — July 11, 2006 @ 1:42 pm | Reply

  4. Oh!.. I never knew there existed a blog stat!.. In a way not really so bothered about it! as its not my interest to know what kind of people are comming in to see the blog. But, this is something nice to know!.. but how did you know that those were the search words that lead you to your blog!.. nice peice or work πŸ™‚ good!.. keep it up!

    Comment by sujit — July 11, 2006 @ 3:58 pm | Reply

  5. @sujit – Yeah, wordpress has an inbuilt analytics program.. I wouldn’t need to install or include any code on to my webpage.. And it tells who the visitors are and what keywords they use to come to the site. Quite insightful.

    Comment by Bindu — July 14, 2006 @ 2:51 pm | Reply

  6. Hmm thats nice!.. good man!..

    Comment by sujit — July 15, 2006 @ 6:38 am | Reply

  7. hey, how do you find that out? I mean, what people search for and land in your blog?

    Comment by Usha — July 16, 2006 @ 7:38 am | Reply

  8. @usha – Yeah πŸ™‚ Join wordpress and you’ll know how.

    Comment by Bindu — July 16, 2006 @ 5:51 pm | Reply

  9. Did your hits double during the blogspot ban? πŸ™‚

    Comment by thetalkativeman — July 20, 2006 @ 3:38 pm | Reply

  10. You should try

    http://mapstats.blogflux.com/

    If you have time…

    Comment by bhuvans — August 15, 2006 @ 3:41 pm | Reply

  11. This is the first time I commented here and I should say that you share us genuine, and quality information for bloggers! Good job.
    p.s. You have a very good template . Where did you find it?

    Comment by floor jack — March 14, 2009 @ 12:54 pm | Reply

  12. How do you make this site look this cool!? Email me if you want and share your wisdom. Id be thankful.

    Comment by click — May 27, 2012 @ 7:55 am | Reply


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