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August 22, 2005

Knock Knock

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:22 pm

Its been a long time since I posted some forwards. But off late, I am receiving only picture forwards and I don’t feel like posting it here. So I just thought that I’ll post some knock knock jokes that have become popular in our den.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?

Arthur more jokes here?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Les

Les who?

Les hear another knock knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell

Spell who?

W. H. O

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yaw

Yaw who?

Why are you so excited?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Shelby

Shelby Who?

Shelby coming round the mountains when she comes..

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke

Luke who?

Luke out. Here is another knock knock joke.

The best is the one asked by rethas.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.

Orange Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.

Orange Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.

Orange Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.

Orange Who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Apple.

Apple who?

Orange you glad that I didn’t say orange?
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4 Comments »

  1. Ok those were funny.

    Nice blog here. Thank you for
    stopping by.

    Comment by shyloh — August 24, 2005 @ 10:47 pm | Reply

  2. Very funny!

    You know I was thinking of some knock knock jokes.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yaw
    Yaw who?
    Yaw who, is any body home?

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Luke
    Luke who?
    Luke who’s talking.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Luke
    Luke who?
    Luke who’s talking 2.

    Someone told me this a while back but to get it you need some background. It is a bit un-pc so hope you don’t mind. In the UK, there is a magazine to help homeless people called “Big Issue.” Most of the venders are homeless.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Bigish
    Bigish who?
    Sorry mate, I haven’t any change.

    It’s a Brit kind of humour.

    Cheers,
    EJ

    Comment by Enocia — August 24, 2005 @ 11:10 pm | Reply

  3. Shyloh: Thanks for the comment

    enocia: Thank you! This is really funny!

    Comment by bindhu — August 24, 2005 @ 11:19 pm | Reply

  4. knock knock!
    whos there!
    barbie
    barbie who!
    bar-b-q

    Comment by island — February 23, 2007 @ 1:08 am | Reply


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