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April 17, 2005

Got Answers?

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 2:47 pm

It feels great to have my pc back in working condition after some dull 2 weeks. I had got so used to this one that I felt something majorly missing when this guy went on a strike.Now its relaxing time, I keep going through all the mails that I have accumulated all the while and read all the forwards too ;). My friends say that I should read it and send them mails too. But how can one reply for forwards, man? But I can do one thing. Blog it here and have it for life, rito ?

This forward is good. good time pass.

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am
not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

11.What does OK actually mean? (olli kuchi)

Me: Oll Korrect ?

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they
sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

Me: fruit. I don’t know anything about orange. This word has been replaced by veggie “carrot” in tm dictionary.

14.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

Me: Joebird ?

15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help?)

16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

17.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isntit)

18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

19.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
(very nice)

21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it
all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

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