Scribble

April 30, 2005

Let Go of the rope

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:28 pm

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands…

April 24, 2005

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Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 1:46 pm


“Hello” really seems to be good. I didn’t know that it would be this easy to have an image upload done. Well done, picasa .. now here i go with one of my favorite cartoon characters !!

April 19, 2005

Jimmy Please Say You’ll Wait For Me

Filed under: Philosophy,Poems — Celia @ 8:39 pm

Happened to land on a lyrics site today and I found a song that my friend taught me when I was in college. Back there in college, we didn’t have that much entertainment. No beach, amusement parks or mega malls. All we had were the cinema theatres, which were of no use to me.So my friends and myself had no other option but to go, get lost in the town during daytime and rediscover the path to college while returing.

During the nights, we would get our dinner from the mess, and would sit in the park and talk till midnight. We were a kinda masala gang, people from different customs and cultures. This way, we learnt a lot from each other and this includes songs too. (even gana songs).I like this song a lot, well, not because of the words, but because of the way my friend used to sing it.

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April 17, 2005

Got Answers?

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 2:47 pm

It feels great to have my pc back in working condition after some dull 2 weeks. I had got so used to this one that I felt something majorly missing when this guy went on a strike.Now its relaxing time, I keep going through all the mails that I have accumulated all the while and read all the forwards too ;). My friends say that I should read it and send them mails too. But how can one reply for forwards, man? But I can do one thing. Blog it here and have it for life, rito ?

This forward is good. good time pass.

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am
not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

11.What does OK actually mean? (olli kuchi)

Me: Oll Korrect ?

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they
sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

Me: fruit. I don’t know anything about orange. This word has been replaced by veggie “carrot” in tm dictionary.

14.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

Me: Joebird ?

15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help?)

16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

17.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isntit)

18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

19.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
(very nice)

21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it
all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

April 10, 2005

Old man and the lion

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 8:58 pm

Got this forward from kishore.. thought of blogging it. Read on.

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.The doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an
eighteen-year-old bride who’s pregnant & delivered a child. What is your
opinion about that, Doc?” the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, “Well, let me tell you a story.I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But,one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him.He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him.”

“That’s impossible!” said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have
shot that lion.”

“Exactly”… Said the Doc.

END OF STORY.

Hows it? Nice time pass, isn’t it? But this reminds me of something else too.
Our good old Abraham fathered a son , Issac at the age of 100 and when Sarah was 90.
What is impossible in man’s sight is possible with God !!!!!

April 6, 2005

Its not the end of the world

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 3:09 pm

Why are you down cast? O, my soul? Why so disturbed within me?
Hope in God… Hope for the best.

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