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March 30, 2005

Behind maggi 2 minutes noodles pack

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:07 pm

Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled
water and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to
eat.

March 29, 2005

Smile because it happened!

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:41 am

A teenager lived alone with his father, and the two of them had a very special relationship. The father believed in encouragement.

This young man was the smallest of the class when he entered high school. His father continued to encourage him but also made it very clear that he did not have to play football if he didn’t want to. But the young man loved football and decided to hang in there. He was determined to try his best at every practice, and perhaps he’d get to play when he became a senior. Even though the son was always on the bench, his father was always in the stands cheering. He never missed a game.

All through high school he never missed neither a practice nor a game, but remained a bench warmer all four years. His faithful father was always in the stands, always with words of encouragement for him. When the young man went to college, he decided to try out for the football team as a “walk-on.” Everyone was sure he could never make the cut, but he did. The coach admitted that he kept him on the roster because he always puts his heart and soul to every practice, and at the same time, provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they badly needed. The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much that he rushed to the nearest phone and called his father.

His father shared his excitement and was sent season tickets for all the college games. This persistent young athlete never missed practice during his four years at college, but he never got to play in the game. It was the end of his senior football season, and as he trotted onto the practice field shortly before the big play off game, the coach met him with a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he became deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, “My father died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice today?”

The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said, “Take the rest of the week off, son. And don’t even plan to come back to the game on Saturday.” Saturday arrived, and the game was not going well. In the third quarter, when the team was ten points behind, a silent young man quietly slipped into the empty locker room and put on his football gear.

As he ran onto the sidelines, the coach and his players were astounded to see their faithful team-mate back so soon. “Coach, please let me play. I’ve just got to play today,” said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him. There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close playoff game. But the young man persisted, and finally feeling sorry for the kid, the coach gave in. “All right,” he said. “You can go in.” Before long, the coach, the players and everyone in the stands could not believe their eyes. This little unknown, who had never played before, was doing everything right.

The opposing team could not stop him. He ran, he passed, blocked and tackled like a star. His team began to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the closing seconds of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His team-mates hoisted him onto their shoulders. Such cheering you’ve never heard! Finally, after the stands had emptied and the team had showered and left the locker room, the coach noticed that the young man was sitting quietly in the corner all alone. The coach came to him and said, “Kid, I can’t believe it. You were fantastic!

Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?”

He looked at the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said, “Well, you knew my dad died, but did you know that my dad was blind?” The young man swallowed hard and forced a smile,” Dad came to all my games, but today was the first time he could see me play, and I wanted to show him I could do it!”

SO – REMEMBER RIGHT NOW:
* Somebody is very proud of you.
* Somebody is thinking of you.
* Somebody is caring about you.
* Somebody misses you.
* Somebody wants to talk to you.
* Somebody wants to be with you.
* Somebody hopes you are not in trouble.
* Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
* Somebody wants to hold your hand.
* Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
* Somebody wants you to be happy.
* Somebody wants you to find him / her.
* Somebody wants to give you a gift.
* Somebody wants to hug you.
* Somebody thinks you ARE a gift.
* Somebody admires your strength.
* Somebody wants to protect you.
* Somebody can’t wait to see you.
* Somebody loves you for who you are.
* Somebody treasures your spirit.
* Somebody is glad that you are their friend.
* Somebody wants to get to know you better.
* Somebody wants to be near you.
* Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
* Somebody would do anything for you.
* Somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
* Somebody is alive because of you.
* Somebody needs your support.
* Somebody will cry when they read this.
* Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
* Somebody trusts you.
* Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
* “Stop telling God how big your mountains are and start telling your
mountains how big your God is.”
* Don’t cry because it is over – smile because it happened!

Thanks to :
Karthi, for having shared this wonderful story.

March 21, 2005

Very Very Important, how to recharge free of cost

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:15 pm

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(TC) from IIT Kharagpur, teaching me how to recharge my hand set every month for free. Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. Now I am going to share this to all of you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH),AIRTEL ,idea & BSNL users only and is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal, who cares. Don’t worry nobody can trap you.

No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network System is under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial “1415007” using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finish)

3.) ** Once the noise stops, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message “please insert your pin number” will follow.

5.) ** punch in the pin number “011785 45227 00734” and wait for
the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial 0405-for AIRTEL, 0308-for idea 404-for ORANGE (HUTCH) and 0944 for BSNL.

7.) ** you will hear a message “for air time top-up press 1723” you just have to follow the instruction.

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second.

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial “4455147” follow by “146”

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial “1918” after 3 second dial “4451”

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number “01174452271145527” you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial “55524785933” you will hear ” please key in your password”

13.) ** the password is ” ****2+253+7891*+546322 ” wait for the
message “your password accepted”

14.) ** you will hear ” please insert your emey number ” now you have to be fast to dial your own phone number

15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial “1566” and you will hear “re-confirm emey number”

16.) ** once you hear that message, dial “6011556 2245334 follow by your phone number”

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message “your pin number is accepted” you have to dial “1007”

18.) ** after you done that you will hear “your emey number is accepted”

19.) ** continue dial “4566” you will hear “your password is accepted”

20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own
phone number

21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ………..

22.) nothing is free in this world, . so, get back to work and don’t waste time !!

March 18, 2005

DRIVER SARDAR

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 10:09 pm

I got this one in a mail forward. I really don’t know why everyone keeps pulling sardars. May be they are the ones who are very sportive :). Read on.

One train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. At the next railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks,etc.

The authorities questioned :
Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!? You should have run over that person.

Sardarji said:
Exactly! That is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!

March 13, 2005

Fairness or Cure – At Whose Cost?

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 2:12 pm

Scene:
Place:Maternity Hospital
Anxious husband and parents wait outside the operation theatre.
Wife is having her labor pains and specialists are attending to her. After some unknown amount of time , the nurse takes hold of the new born that is relieved from its mother’s womb and pats it. The child smells its first dose of oxygen and begins to cry.

Outside:People waiting outside heave a sigh of relief and congratulate the new father.

Time:Past
Inside:The Doctor instructs the nurse to wait till all the placental blood reaches the child and then cut it.

Time:Future
Inside:The Doctor hurries up to cut the navel string to collect the placental blood even before it reaches the infant.He then stores it for further processing.

END OF SCENE.

Ever knew of fiction turning into fact? The above one would soon prove it.Even now, I don’t think how many of you people reading this would guess the seriousness of this post. Big deal,you would say. Who needs it anyway? and what difference does it going to make to the child? Read on for more facts.

Companies that need placenta:
1)GE
2)Anthrogenesis Corp
3)Mila Skin Care
4)BD Bio Sciences
Shall we add some local stuff now ?
5)Asia Cryo cell Pvt Ltd

and more

Use of placenta in modern medicine:
1)Cosmetics
2)Stem cells to cure deadly diseases

Effects of products containing placenta on humans:
1)Early Puberty in Girls
2)Possibility of serious diseases
3)Nu Bao

Effects that this may have on the child:

“Another thing very injurious to the child, is the tying and cutting of the navel string too soon; which should always be left till the child has not only repeatedly breathed but till all pulsation in the cord ceases. As otherwise the child is much weaker than it ought to be, a portion of the blood being left in the placenta, which ought to have been in the child.”

1)Cord Clamping
2)Petition Site
3)Early umbilical cord clamping
4)Not so fast, Doc

Are these facts or myths? Would it be possible for us to do anything about this?
If yes, how?

March 12, 2005

Be Careful when you chat over the net

Filed under: Unrelated — Celia @ 9:51 pm

Our hero chatting with some Girl on his chat. Both
are s/w engrs, by the way and both work for real big
MNC’s

Hero : Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?

Heroine : VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero : wow…am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat

Heroine : Yep…me too feel the same..brb (be right back) ‘ll get some coffee.

Hero : OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time]Yeah tell me

Manager : Could u write a program for me which
generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would
you give this by today evening?

Hero : I would do that, but ! i think its quite hard,is
it ok with you, if i give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you
[Leaves the place]

Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting
impatiently for heroine to arrive.

All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat
window…)

Heroine : Hey, am back

Hero : cool, you know what my manager, he’s kinda
keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid
work

Heroine : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero : Yep, u rite!!

Heroine : Hey, can u do me a favour

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroine : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number, given N. Would you give that
to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real u! rgent for me to work this out

Hero : hey, thats a one-hour’s work. Sure check ur
mail in an hour from now.ok?

Heroine : THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME
TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1
HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

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